Juicy Ones

Mad as a constipated badger chewing on a rotten turnip in a field of badger baiting buffoons. And yet, probably in the top 1% of the sanest individuals walking this planet. Just don't enquire too deeply as to which planet.

Fond of a laugh (I have 100 variations). Fond of an easy life, but that really is too much to ask, so managed to find an angel to look after me instead. She's shy, so let's just call her Rosemary.

UK born and bred, but reside in sunnier climes with a couple of beasties - Bill & Barney. Oh and of course. my angel.